Computer Acronyms

by Sauravh Singh on 30/06/07 at 12:01 pm

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

SCSI - System Can’t See It

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

DOS : - Defective Operating System

BASIC: - Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM: - I Blame Microsoft

DEC: - Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM: - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

DVD: - Differing Vendor Designs

OS/2: - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW: - World Wide Wait 

MACINTOSH: - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM: - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL: - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA: - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP: - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

MIPS: - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

JAVA: - Just Amazing Vendor Assurances

PCMCIA: - People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms