Computer Acronyms

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

 

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

 

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

 

SCSI - System Can’t See It

 

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

 

DOS : - Defective Operating System

 

BASIC: - Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

 

IBM: - I Blame Microsoft

 

DEC: - Do Expect Cuts

 

CD-ROM: - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

 

DVD: - Differing Vendor Designs

 

OS/2: - Obsolete Soon, Too.

 

WWW: - World Wide Wait 

 

MACINTOSH: - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

 

PENTIUM: - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

 

COBOL: - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

 

AMIGA: - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

 

LISP: - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

 

MIPS: - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

 

JAVA: - Just Amazing Vendor Assurances

 

PCMCIA: - People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms