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Apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA Laloo Prasad

Posted on July 1st, 2007 by Sauravh Singh

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged […]

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Computer Acronyms

Posted on June 30th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
 
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
 
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
 

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SPEED UP YOUR DIAL UP Connetion

Posted on June 30th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh

This tweak may not work for everyone, if you get an error saying modem
not responding go back and delete the extra code that you put in, and
restart your computer and everything should be fine.
1. Click start

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100 keyboard shortcuts

Posted on June 30th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh

CTRL+C (Copy)
CTRL+X (Cut)
CTRL+V (Paste)
CTRL+Z (Undo)
DELETE (Delete)

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