Posted on January 17th, 2008 by Sauravh Singh
Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that Microsoft plans to release
a Windows version in Hindi. Here are some ofthe Windows related terms that have
been approved by Bill Gatesto be used in the Hindi version of…
Atyant Mulayam Khidkiyan 2005
Atyant Mulayam = Microsoft
Khidki = […]
Posted on July 26th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself.
“Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a […]
Posted on July 8th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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Posted on July 8th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh
LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon
by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a
nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF CAT MOTION
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good
reason to change direction.
Posted on July 8th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh
Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye
SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye
Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye
SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihaari client aapke, manager […]
Posted on July 8th, 2007 by Sauravh Singh
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit […]
Posted on July 1st, 2007 by Sauravh Singh
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
