Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Customer:     ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?’.
Operator:     ‘Where did you get that number from, sir?’.
Customer:     ‘It was on the door to the Travel Centre’.
Operator:     ‘Sir, they are our opening hours’.
 

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Samsung Electronics
 

Caller:          ’Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator:     ‘I’m […]

Microsoft - Chitthi aayi hai
Argh! Your mail is stuck again. Worse, it never arrived at all! No fear, Microsoft Outlook 2007 is here. Banish the email blues.
Click here to allow this gentleman to demonstrate!

MakeMyTrip - Aao
When the NRI wanted to come back to Ludhiana, this is how Makemytrip.com helped him make up his mind. […]

Man: ” Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will […]

Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:
 
It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on…PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing…
And who’s at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look…
 
All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the […]

A  void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
B  elieve in yourself.
C  onsider things from every angle.
D   on’t give up and don’t give in.
E   njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
F   amily and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
G  ive more than you planned to.
H  ang on to your dreams.
I    gnore […]

Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi,
Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.
Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte,
Samandar ke pani sukha nahi karte,
Aap DON ko SMS karo ya na Karo,
Par Don Dosto ke inbox Khali chhoda nahi karte!
Mitti ki anokhi […]

LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon
by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a
nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF CAT MOTION
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good
reason to change direction.

Love vs Infatuation
 
What, then, is the elusive thing called “Love” that everyone so desperately needs?   Sometimes, we sort of like this girl because she is beautiful? Or the girl likes him because he is handsome? But this kind of “Cinderella Syndrome” when the girl is waiting on her Prince Charming is not real love. […]