Archive for the ‘Fun Stuff’ Category

Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:
 
It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on…PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing…
And who’s at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look…
 
All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the […]

Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?
Hope you would enjoy it.
To, XXX 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms xyx,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on […]

My Dear Soft Baby (Funny)
My Dear Soft Baby,
I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I’ve been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. […]

Na ye Chemistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Lalhki
Sundar thi Naak uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baaton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithaas thi
Saanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi saath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol […]

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO ! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : […]

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football […]

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more
Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects […]

HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.

WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?

HUSBAND: […]