Archive for June, 2007

1.    You can stare at any Girl…….
2.    You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in ur papers.
4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves .
5. This can be more to life than just waiting for  the […]

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka […]

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
 
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
 
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
 

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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Aisi Apni Wife ho………….
5′5″ jiski height ho
Jeans jiski tight ho
Chehra jiska bright ho
Weight mein thori light Ho

6′2”Jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Bevi ka har nakhra uthaye,itna mazaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
Uff tak na karay itna quiet ho
Dinner banay jab be romantic night ho
Shoping kar k jab bhi mein aaon,bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho
Mujhe rani bana kar rakhay, to phir zindgi delight […]

This tweak may not work for everyone, if you get an error saying modem
not responding go back and delete the extra code that you put in, and
restart your computer and everything should be fine.
1. Click start

Fasion ki aye ye kaisi leher,
Har Pal Badal Rahi Hai Har Peher.
Lazz Se Lipti Hua Karti Thi Nari,
Pahni hai Midi Uttari Hai Sari.
Boyfriends ki Bani Hai File,
Mangal Sutra Bana Mobile.
Jis pe ho fida uspe dhaye Keher,
Uski Raatain Bhi Sooni, Din Bhi or Seher.